Boobs, what else?

10 Rarely-Shared, Must-Have, Beginner-Friendly Boobs

Do go gently into that good pair

When embarking on the journey of (online) boobs discovery, be gentle. I know it’s hard, but I beg you to avoid the big bad word, PORN. I would make it a bold red if I could.

You will have time later for porn. Do NOT hurry there. I urge you to take your time. Please. If you don’t do it for me, do it for the love of all things beautiful.

Boobs, for example.

“You have power over your mind — not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.” — Marcus Aurelius

I trust you, my friends.

It’s time to share with you ten carefully curated pictures of boobs.

Enjoy.

Slowly.

#1 — Boobs we don’t see

To quote Einstein, “Only those who can see the invisible can do the impossible.”

Public Domain — MET — **Boobs by Edouard Manet**

#2 — The Potentiality of Boobs

Can you imagine boobs freely dancing under this “charming coat made in the style of Renoir’s ‘Girl With Watering Can’?” I can — and I love the image in my mind.

Public Domain — MET — **Boobs under Coat**

#3 — Are the Boobs still hidden?

And what about this corset? Can you imagine the boobs there? Would they still be hidden or displayed? Both?

Public Domain — MET — **Boobs in Corset**

#4 — The Sparkle of Boobs is in the eye of the beholder

You know there are boobs in this picture. You can almost touch them, but they’re still under the delicate fabric, hidden behind a bouquet.

Public Domain — MET — **Boobs and Dog by Jean Honoré Fragonard**

#5 — The Boobs he has seen

Here’s one of many self-portraits by Rembrandt (1660). An artist of his dimension, can you imagine how many boobs he saw and painted? Do you see these beautiful orbs through his eyes?

Public Domain — MET — **Did you see Boobs last winter? by Rembrandt**

#6 — The Power of Boobs

Below are the boobs of a Queen (Charlotte). Are they more powerful than any others?

Public Domain — MET — **The Queen of Boobs by Thomas Gainsborough**

#7 — Boobs of the Past

I watch old paintings and photographs, and my mind wanders to these long-dead humans. They breathed and lived as we do. Many of them had boobs, sex, and children. And yet, all that remains is usually nothing and sometimes a painting. Befuddling.

Public Domain — MET — **More Boobs by Edgar Degas**

#8 — The Side Boob

Everything is on display, and yet still hidden.

Public Domain — MET — **Want a side of fries with that? by Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres**

#9 — The Origin of Boobs

Many believe these were the first boobs to grace the earth with their beauty.

Public Domain — MET — **A-boobs and E-boobs by Albrecht Dürer**

#10 — The Real Thing

You can always count on Gustave Courbet to show you life as it is. The Woman in the Waves shows her nipples and hairy armpit.

Is it allowed?

Public Domain — MET — **Real Boobs Guaranteed by Gustave Courbet**

A sincere thank you to Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) — he’s the muse of this article. It started with the most clickbaity title I could imagine after reading his promo story and ended with something I’m proud of. At least the paintings are worth your time. Thank you for reading.

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