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10 Prop Bets You Can Place on the Zuckerberg-Musk Cage Fight

Their Mothers Would Be Proud

In summary, Elon Musk posted a message on his social media platform Twitter that he was “up for a cage fight” with Mark Zuckerberg, to which he then posted a screenshot of Musk’s tweet with the caption “send me location.” The fight was called off though because of the backlash from Musk’s mother. —BBC

The tickets to the fight will go for a humble $6,000 a seat. +400

The pre-fight red carpet will be swarmed with D-list celebtries and influencers that will treat the fight like their own personal Met Ball. +315

One of them will either throw up a little bit in their mouths or burst out into tears as soon as the first punch is thrown because their fragile egos can’t handle how this is what it’ll take for people to care about them. +350

Zuckerberg’s entrance song will be a basic Radiohead EDM remix, while Musk’s entrance song will be that rap song, Gunna’s hit song “Elon Musk.” +150

A lizard will climb out of either tech-billionaire’s mouth and forfeit on behalf of their human host. +100

Both parties will wear the same outfit to the fight and consequently will blurt out simultaneously, “Well, someone’s gotta change!” +300

Musk’s ex-partner, Grimes, will make a weird electro-pop song about the fight, and the lyrics will be incomprehensible. +500

The two men will passionately make out for ten minutes as they realize they’re the only people that truly understand each other (if over ten minutes, the bet is invalid). +150

Musk will increase the stakes by saying that if he wins, Zuckerberg has to get rid of Threads, and if Zuckerberg wins, he gets to take his mother out to dinner. +600

The entire event will be used to distract the general public from actual issues going on in the world. +0