10 People I’m NOT Going Back and Forth With
I’m not going to go back and forth with anybody really but I’m really not about to tango with these individuals. It’s just not worth it.
- Anyone with more than 5 kids.
If you have all them kids, you don’t have time or the energy to argue with me about anything. If you know better, you just won’t care and let things be. If I know you got that many kids, I will walk away, it’s not my battle anyway.
2. An adult with braces.
If you’re an adult with braces, that tells me that you don’t give up easy. So I’m definitely not about to go toe to toe with you. You probably gonna go for your doctorate after you get your masters. I’m not messing with you!
3. Anyone with a map on their wall at home.
If a big world map is your main decoration in your living room, you don’t have to worry about me. You’re probably a know-it-all anyway. You don’t have to worry about me wasting my breath. Extra points if you have thumbtacks addressing all the places you’ve traveled to. Okay show off, you win.
4. People with chickens in their backyard.
I respect the hustle but I’m not even going to start a war with you. You’re probably tired because you been up since 5AM. Our argument wouldn’t make sense. I don’t want to have to be checked by a chicken. So cluck cluck, I’m not going to be your problem.
5. People in wheelchairs.
It’s not because they’re handicapped. It’s because they got wheels and I just have two feet. You immediately one up me. You can shut me down by running over me whether I’m right or not so I’m not even going to start with you. That would be an embarrassing story at the ER.
6. Any man with a toupee.
You bold enough to put a wig on, you can have this fight. I want no parts. You don’t want to embrace going bald, that’s your business. I’m going to stay in my lane.
7. Anyone that’s been married more than 3 times.
That means you’ve been through a lot more than I have. You are persistent and will be triumphant. I’m not going to compete with that. I’m not even going to show up to the fight.
8. People that go in exits
You already march to the beat of your own drum. You’re not going to fight fair, so I will not go back and forth with you. You know the rules and you still disrespectful.
9. Anyone that wears pants with words across the butt.
You can’t be at my level. There’s no way we read the same curriculum. You’re not even calibrated similarly. Whatever we arguing about is not worth it so I’m not going to go back and forth with you.
10. Anyone named after food, drugs or cars.
You think I’m going to put up a fight with anyone named Watermelondria? I would have all my ducks out of order to go back and forth with somebody named Claritin. You think I got time to fight with Mercedes? Absolutely not! You can have it because I want no parts.
Guys, this is completely for humorous purposes only. If you fit in any of these categories and you’re mad, oh well, I’m not going to go back and forth with you about it. It is what it is.