avatarAmol Shrikhande

Summary

This article humorously suggests that it might be time to listen to new music based on various hints, such as exclusively listening to older bands and not understanding modern music streaming services.

Abstract

The article titled "10 Hints You Should Listen to New Music" provides a humorous take on the signs that indicate it might be time to explore new music. The hints include being a fan of Creedence Clearwater Revival, registering for an REO Speedwagon presale, having a favorite radio station with an unchanged playlist since 1987, and a favorite band releasing multiple greatest hits albums. Other signs mentioned are being upset about a broken CD player, misunderstanding the term "streaming," still considering Oasis as new music, being a groupie for a tribute band, having a rock idol who recently had hip surgery, and sporting a mullet. The article is lighthearted and encourages readers to consider expanding their musical horizons.

Bullet points

  • You keep talking about how awesome Creedence Clearwater Revival is.
  • You registered for the REO Speedwagon presale.
  • Your go-to radio station hasn’t had to change its playlist since ’87.
  • Your favorite band released a greatest hits album — again.
  • You’re pissed your CD player just broke.
  • When you hear "streaming," you think about taking a leak.
  • You still refer to Oasis as new music.
  • You’re a groupie — of a tribute band.
  • Your rock idol just had a couple hips done.
  • You have a mullet.

10 Hints You Should Listen to New Music

A few subtle clues that it might be time for some fresh tunes

Photo by Sean Benesh on Unsplash

In keeping with a recent cutting-edge post about Olivia Rodrigo, here are 10 hints that it might be time for some new music.

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You keep talking about how awesome Creedence Clearwater Revival is.

9

You registered for the REO Speedwagon presale.

8

Your go-to radio station hasn’t had to change its playlist since ’87.

7

Your favorite band released a greatest hits album — again.

6

You’re pissed your CD player just broke.

5

When you hear streaming, you think about taking a leak.

4

You still refer to Oasis as new music.

3

You’re a groupie — of a tribute band.

2

Your rock idol just had a couple hips done.

1

You have a mullet.

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