10 Dating App Picture Ideas to Guarantee People Will Swipe Right on You

Make sure to follow these guidelines — you’ll be a catch.

Everyone who dabbled into the dating apps knows how easy it is to attract attention with an excellent profile photo. At the same time, you can ensure no one will ever like you if your photo is garbage.

I have noticed a few trends, which should have never existed in the first place. But, unfortunately, some consider their photos perfect. Let me suggest how to guarantee others will swipe right!

The Restroom Picture

There is nothing more to attract women — and possibly other genders as well — than a photo next to a stall. Because, you know, it shows a lot of effort and character, when you do an hour-long professional photoshoot at McDonald’s restroom.

This guarantees a 100% success rate with both ladies and gentlemen! Especially with those who tend to eat while scrolling through the app.

The Toilet Photo

Yes, this one is different from the previous category. While you don’t observe “the white porcelain friend” in photographs too often, you can totally come across pictures like that on Tinder or Bumble. The highest level of mastery includes a urinal — if you found one, you should swipe right and spend the rest of your life with the fellow who has a ton of common sense and etiquette!

Nothing makes me feel more special than seeing a guy who thinks I’m only worth a 5-second quick snap with a urinal in the background.

The Mysterious Figure in the Dark Photo

The best way to show your dedication and commitment is to take a selfie in almost complete darkness. Because, you know, turning on the lights and finding semi-okay lighting is too much of a hassle.

I’m also looking to meet a faceless man so that I can avenge my mother’s and brother’s deaths. And I would totally go on a date with someone whose face I’ve never seen. Do you want to secure a date? Take a mystery photo in the dark!

The “I Was Too Lazy to Move the Phone Away From my Face” Picture

Jeeez, I did not expect to see the whites of your eyes so close to me! I also didn’t want to see your nose hairs, but it’s too late now. How did you know I get turned on by those two features? And yes, seeing only 2/3 of your face under a weird angle is incredibly sexy as well.

When “selfie” was added to the Oxford dictionary, some people took offense. However, the concept of a selfie exists for a reason. It only takes a few minutes to snap a dozen pictures from different angles, and then select a decent one. But don’t worry! Let’s schedule a date based on a number of buggers in your nostrils.

The Fancy Car Picture

Oh, you have a fancy expensive car? Cancel all my dates! I’m messaging you, and don’t even consider mentioning a prenup when we get married.

As a nice and non-materialistic woman, I absolutely appreciate when potential partners shove their vehicles in my face. I suspect that those same men complain about encountering gold diggers. As a banker, I also love meeting an intelligent individual who financed a way-too-expensive car, which will only serve as a liability instead of an asset. Because, you know, why would you save money for a house down payment, or your education, or some other significant life goal? I’m totally attracted to people who make such decisions.

I’ll swipe right! I will also be paying for every meal since the fella has to pay for the car. I shall also get ready to have to shop for ramen noodles with him.

The Expensive Clothes & Golden Chains Photo

I’m not interested in your personality at all — show me some Gucci and Prada! I don’t care what you write in your bio, as long as you got the latest Yeezies and a bunch of golden chains. A Rolex works too, and I’ll totally ignore how much good that money could have done for a charity. I will unsubscribe to my food bank donations and focus my energy on saving for another watch for that guy.

Post more pictures with expensive stuff — we love it!

The “I Got a Ton of B*tches” Picture

Nothing says, “I’m looking to date you” like a photo of a guy with a bunch of other women — preferably, at a nightclub, wearing short dresses and kissing him on the cheek. I got a keeper! Where are you, my prince? I’m not concerned at all about the ladies in your life, especially the one who’s grinding on you in one of the photos.

The “You Owe Me Money” Picture

I don’t recall ever meeting you, but based on how you look at me from the phone screen, I owe you a ton of money. Do you know that “everyone owes me” look? It also represents a super angry face.

As someone who is attracted to kindness and smile, I’ve been waiting for you my entire life! Taking an angry face picture is a guaranteed way to get more matches! We love it.

The Middle Finger Photo

Nothing gets me wetter than a picture of a guy showing me a middle finger. It speaks of his kind and humble character — we will volunteer at a pet shelter together! Often, this comes in combination with the “you owe me money “ photo, and also with a fancy car picture — a triple threat!

There he is, the love of my life! The guy where the middle finger, with an angry face and an expensive car in the background… Oh, and if he’s wearing Balenciaga and chains — get in line, ladies!

The Cigarette and Vodka Photo

It doesn’t have to be vodka — anything would do. I’m convinced that such a man is a total catch, especially if I’m looking for a serious, meaningful relationship. Often, he would even have more than one photo like that — in fact, sometimes almost all of the pictures would feature an alcoholic beverage.

I’m definitely looking for a frat bro or a heavy cigarette smoker in combination with crazy drinking. Swiping right!

Follow all ten of the picture suggestions from above — it will guarantee a perfect match and a life-long relationship via a dating app!